We got a little behind on Days over the last couple weeks, but finally caught up and are back in action. I really like this Will/Sonny as heroes scenario, and I am loving that so many of these slow burning plots are coming to a head.

TheOtherDiMera said last night “Abby is the skankiest virgin ever”, which made me lol. She is playing two dudes at once, which never ends well. I don’t know why exactly, but I’m on team Chad. Cameron is kind of high and mighty and treats Abby like a little kid. Not hot. She and Chad have good chemistry, and he has that bad boy charm. Plus he isn’t getting called by the ER in the middle of fights ALL THE TIME.

Anyway, onto LOLZ:

I hope everyone has wonderful holidays. We will be heading out of town to TheOtherDimera’s stomping grounds for Christmas, so we will be away from Days and away from the site for a while. I am looking forward to having a Days marathon on New Years when we get back.

Wishing you and yours a very Merry [whatever you celebrate].

xoxo,
MrsKiriakis

So many of you may have wondered at Kristin’s claim that the statute of limitations was up on all of her charges from back in the day. Or maybe just the legal nerds like me.

It is true that crimes have statutes of limitation. There is not, however, a statute of limitations on warrants for people who run away from being tried on charges. That would make no sense and would encourage every criminal to skip town for just the statute of limitations. So Kristin, and “John’s attorney”, are full of it. Not that we should be surprised that Days would make up some legal mumbo jumbo where it is convenient to the plot. I just didn’t want you DOOL fans out there thinking you could get away with kidnapping and whatnot if you just skipped town long enough.

It seems plausible though, right?

We have seen this happen a few times before. Sami rages at EJ. Sami thinks EJ is the worst person who ever existed. Sami gradually forgets why she hates him so much. Sami remembers how much he loves their kids. EJ decides he wants Sami back- and then he does this:

Step 1:
Create situation where you are alone with her. Unnecessarily unbutton shirt- she finds you more attractive than usual but isn’t quite sure why.

Step 2:
Take a position you know Sami will disagree with (and that you disagree with yourself) and then let her win the argument. In this case it was “we should go back to Salem”. She gets worked up, and she thinks you are super unselfish for conceding her point. Go ahead and make fun of her light heartedly while you’re at it, so she lets her guard down:

Step 3:
Wine. Always wine. Over wine, go ahead and mention how much you count on her support and otherwise flatter her ego.

Step 4:
Self deprecation. Say how horrible you are/have been, etc. and get her to stop you and disagree. Thank her by grabbing her hand or initiating some personal contact.

Step 5:
Now that she’s putty in your hands, touch her face, and if she doesn’t recoil, kiss her until she kisses you back. Boosh! Congratulations! You just completed the EJ 5 step plan to getting Sami back whenever you want.