Retro FriDAYS: Love in an Elevator Edition

Elevators are a great plot device – mostly when they get stuck. You would think Salem County’s elevator inspector would be on thin ice with all these accidents. Here’s a look back:

Going… down?

Carly lives it up while they’re going down

I missed the Kaman days. Looks like they were pretty entertaining.

Remember when this happened?

Ejole!

Belle, my belle

I don’t know who Shelle is, do you? (Editor’s note: TheOtherDiMera didn’t watch back then, but MrsKiriakis did. Shelle=Shawn and Belle)

Finally, a compilation with some you’ve already seen, and some you haven’t.

(SPOILER ALERT) Chloe/Nadia Bjorlin returning to Days!!

As reported by TV guide, Nadia Bjorlin will be reprising her role as Chloe! Nadia says she will be coming back as “the old Chloe”, which is exciting to hear!!

We have been saying that Days is in serious need of some available females, and I am stoked to hear Chloe won’t be the town bicycle anymore. I can’t wait to see what they do with the Parker storyline! Maybe Chloe could get with Brady again- and not die? Who knows!

What do you guys think about the return of Chloe? If only we could get her mother Fary to join her (Dirty Soap fans, you know what I’m talking about). I wouldn’t mind some Brandom Beemer either.

Welcome Back Chloe/Nadia!!

Retro FriDAYS: Chicago Edition

This week’s Retro FriDAYS is a salute to the Windy City, a place that occasionally gets name-checked as the biggest town around. Although let’s be honest, this is mostly about the band Chicago.

In my limited time watching I’ve never actually seen a scene set there, but they talk about it from time to time.

Although occasionally the stars pay a visit.

Like in 1993 when New Bo had a big tip.

Or more recently when Morgan caught Chloe and Philip snogging.

And here goes the musical tributes set to Chicago:

Lots of Jack and Jen love out there

Same goes for Bo and Carly. (Barley?)

Or better times for Kayla and Patch.

Victor and Maggie

Need to feel inspired? Here’s a trifecta.

Retro FriDAYS: Who’s Your Daddy? Part 1

Paternity questions have been a part of DOOL as long as we can remember. And the trope has never been as popular as it has been with today’s writers, what with EJ not being Stefano’s son, Nicole pretending that she’s got Rafe’s baby instead of EJ’s, and Sami ranting about how Carrie must really have Rafe’s baby because ME ME ME ME!! And Daniel wants to bone Nicole badly enough that he’ll switch her paternity test results even after he experienced having a son that wasn’t his?

Anyway, here’s a look back at when they only attempted one Maury Povich storyline at any given time.

Like when Sami switched paternity results on Brandon, Abe and Lexie?

Or like that time Gina/Hope did it with John and Stefano…

And we got to decide who the baby daddy was. Except not really at all.

More recently of course, both Chloe and Daniel were duped by Caroline, who switched Chloe’s paternity results …

After she cheated on DanDan with Philip

Stephanie/Ian tried to pull it off via some digital sorcery, and boy was Nathan upset when that happened.

Isn’t it interesting to remember how much screen time these two got so recently, and they aren’t even on the show anymore?

There’s plenty more who’s-your-daddy storylines to highlight, so watch for this theme again!

Retro FriDAYS: Au revoir, Renee “Lexie DiMera Carver” Jones

We here at salemonSalem.com applaud anyone who can retire early and control their own destiny, so good for Renee Jones on her impending retirement after playing Lexie DiMera Carver for two decades.

Lexie may not have stolen the show in recent years, but she’s been part of some crucial stories over her run, spanning from 1987 to today, with a break in the early 90s. Her shady family background only exacerbated the internal battle between her angels and demons – an ambiguity that came to define her character. You probably already know she was the longest-running black female character on television – no small feat. TV Guide says Jones’ departure is the end of the line for Lexie, but who knows?

This week’s Retro FriDAYS is a tribute to a vaguely psychic MD who used to be a cop and, before she died dies, was Salem’s First Lady. What else could an illegitimate child of Stefano DiMera ask for?

There was her off-and-really off relationship with Sami…

(skip to 5:27 for violence)

File this under Awkward Man on Woman Violence at 5:40

Her troubled relationship with her mother, Celeste

And her marriage to Abe

You can’t talk about Lexie without talking about affairs. As her Wikipedia article noted, “Sami has blackmailed Lexie on a number of occasions due to Lexie’s repeated adultery.”

Here’s a couple:

Tek & Lex

Lexie and Brandon go clubbin’ with Nicole

Then Brandon gives Lexie a clubbin’ IfYaKnowWhatIMean

And finally, a video here just for its innate awesomeness. Lexie meets Marlo in this epic look back. NerdChloe! Victor! Bope! Stefano! Belle! Marlena! Alice! Shawn!

Retro FriDAYS: Love and Luther Edition, Pt. 1

Luther Vandross may have left us, but his legacy still lives on, at least in DOOL fan videos. I’ve never seen so much Luther love. Enjoy this Retro FriDAYS roundup of Salemites in love, Vandross style.

By the way, for Bo & Carly fans there’s a bunch more videos from their wedding back in the day set to Luther on Youtube.

Bo and Hope – Here and Now

Bo and Carly – Wedding Night Part 5

Nicole and Rafe – The Night That Almost Was (Luther)

EJami – Always and Forever

A tribute to Grandpa Shawn

For all you Roman and Marlena fans out there…

No! Kayla! Don’t take it off!

And for the anticlimactic finish, Daniel & Chloe (apologies if this one doesn’t work)

Nadia Bjorlin on CSI, aka Chloe’s Story Continued

Did anyone catch Nadia Bjorlin on CSI last week. It was the first time I had ever seen that show. It is way more graphic than I realized. But anyway, I watched because I knew Nadia Bjorlin would be on, and with her off of Days AND no more Dirty Soap, I miss her!

It was as though Chloe left Salem and entered CSI. She played a serial trophy wife who scammed guys to get her nice rings. But she swore the most recent old rich guy was different. That she actually loved him. Poor Chloe, unlucky in love.

I suppose it’s certainly better than being Quinn’s hooker. And at least Kate isn’t trying to kill her.

I obviously know she was playing a different character, and I’m happy to see Nadia B working. It was fun to see her doing what Chloe always did so well: winning guys’ hearts.

Special Retro TuesDAYS: Funny Valentine

A look back at DOOL Valentines gone by…

Kate & Nicholas

Does this say Broe? Old-school Brady, played by Kyle Lowder (Arianne “Nicole Walker DiMera” Zucker’s real-life husband), and Chloe Lane. Wonder how her best friend feels about this?

I didn’t realize the whole Vivian-trying-to-bury-Carly-alive thing happened 20 years ago. I miss Vivian, but get some new moves, lady.

Ohhhh myyyyyyyyy love, my daaaarling, I hunnnnnnger for… Kamen clips with Roman doing his best Patrick Swayze

And now the montages set to “My Valentine,” titled with the latest comment on each video:

“This is so perfect! Great job. I almost cryed.” (EJami)

“ShaWN and BellE 4eva!!! i gonna cry =’{ ”

“Would you please, please, please, post the bracelet and card clips. They look so sweet!” (Patch & Kayla)

TuesDAYS recap

Taylor & EJ at the pier
EJ is all creepin’ up on Taylor as she’s about to toss Brady’s gun into the river/ocean/sea/pond/salt lake. He wants to know what’s in the bag.

“I saw something glinting in the moonlight.” For some reason she fesses up that it’s Brady’s gun and he fears “retaliation.”

EJ is mad because he (correctly) thinks she tipped off Brady.

Rage rage rage

Meanie

She continues to chew him out for being a jerk. That whole EJ-got-Fay-Walker-killed thing. But she’s still in love with him. Groan.

He proposes marriage again but Taylor, for once correctly, points out asking for marriage is different than asking someone not to kill someone else.

Then she decides to give him the gun for some reason. She makes a subtle comment on gun policy by noting it’s not the only one in the world.

Wabi (Will & Gabi) and Sonny (Wasabi?)
Gabi says baseball sucks but Will, being captain of the baseball team and all, would LOVE to go with Sonny. When she’s at their wedding or “commitment ceremony” I predict a flashback to this moment.

“Don’t you remember the festival thing at Salem U, the poetry slam?” We can’t tell if Will is flushed or just tan.

This is awkward...

Tad the Homophobe walks in and suggests Sonny wants to have a sausage party. The guest list? Will.

“You and Sonny can go buy your peanuts and Cracker Jacks. I’m gonna pledge a frat and live in a house full of guys which totally isn’t gay, who won’t call me a homophobic idiot.” Or something.

“Every straight guy out there is jealous of you” because Gabi’s body is banging, Sonny tells Will. He hadn’t noticed.

While Gabi is wiping down the bar, Kinsey walks in and demands to know why Will hasn’t jumped into bed with Gabi.

Just like that Will plants a big kiss on Gabi, and he says he “really want(s) to be alone with Gabi tonight.”

Kinsey smiles a little too hard as they walk away. But she heads outside and tells Tad she’s got something for him….

Friends with bennies!

Bricole
Nicole comes in to find Brady stunned and clutching his head from Taylor’s vicious hit to the back. The one thing they’re sure about? Taylor wouldn’t rat out Brady. But Nicole thinks EJ might actually be trying to change this time because he didn’t tell Stefano who was responsible – because there’d be no stopping the DiMera patriarch.

"This is why I drink."

“If there’s one sentence I hope I never hear for the rest of my life, it’s another EJ-besotted woman saying ‘I think he’s trying to change.’”

Quinn and Kate at the Sapphire Club
“You don’t make money from her arias, you make money from her being on her back.” But Q says he won’t let Kate mess with Lola… er, Chloe ever again.

Quinn and Lola at the Sapphire Club
Bad Quinn is back, suggesting Lola’s artistic career may have to take a back seat to her backside.

Kate and Gus at the Cheatin’ Heart
“The things we do for hate,” she says as she saunters to the bar and hits up Gus for a drink. “If there were a lady here.”

Turns out she’s recruiting him for business purposes.. She tries to tell Gus his loyalty has gone unrewarded… Gus hints Quinn is pushing him out of Vivian’s life. But he splits anyway. Kate vows to find out everything Gus knows about Quinn.

Nicole & Taylor at The Cheatin’ Heart
Taylor is eating olives and tells Nicole she gave the gun to EJ.

“I was trying to get through to him, to make him see he can’t continue to go through life like this!”

“After what you told him tonight, nothing is ever going to be OK!” Nicole replies.

Meanwhile, at the Kiriakis mansion….
Who is that knocking upon his chamber door? It’s EJ, Brady’s gun in hand.

"Hmm." "Quite."

He tells Brady to take it.

Fin.

Random note
NBC is pushing this “Whitney” show hard. We predict cancellation by February 2012.

ThursDAYS Recap

Stefano, EJ, Johnny, Taylor
Johnny is super cute with Stefano: “Not Rafael, Rafe!,” “Yeah, grandpa, why are you being so weird.” Stefano tells Johnny about “stranger danger:”

Strangers, unlike grandpa Stefano, might be daaaangerous.


EJ isn’t exactly thrilled that Taylor beckoned him for some love making at her hotel when he was in the middle of dealing with the Rafe situation.

You mean to tell me you aren't on fire or under attack? Bollocks.


But he comes around.

Grossssssssssssssss.


He returns to the mansion with post coital arrogance, but Stefano is not going to take it lying down.

Stefano doesn't appreciate Taylor's sarcasm. Team Stefano.


EJ to Stefano: “I will funny you in the face.” Taylor kisses up to Johnny. This won’t end well.

Quinn, Kate, Chloe
Quinn and Kate have a disgusting conversation about pimping out Chloe using music performance metaphors.
Quinn tells Chloe she has another job coming up, and she starts to go along with the prostitution plan. This is really nast. Oh god, here comes Randy. Chloe does the deed and Kate confirms it with Randy. I can’t stand this SL. May be time to FF.

Justin, Chloe
Chloe says she will do anything to get Parker back. Justin tells her she has to get a job and a place to live. She says she is going to do it on her own terms. I really hope she doesn’t mean by hooking.

Rafe, Rafe2, Nicole
Rafe tells his FBI buddy that everything will be over in an hour. Doubts it.
Nicole drunkenly slinks around the alley:

Hiding behind toxic waste barrels in a random alley? This makes perfect sense.


Nicole stumbles across Rafe2 (this is completely ridiculous) and he tells her there are two Rafes and he is the good one. She is drunk enough to believe him, so she lets him go.

Bope, Sami, Rafe
Sami freaks out when she realizes Johnny will be there, then starts to think about how much confusion her kids will go through.
Then they storm the mansion!!!! Then double Rafe shows up!!!! OMG this story is finally moving along!!!

DOUBLE RAFE!!